Impractically Blonde

Hi, I'm Vicky - 18 - from England
Stuff I like:
Merlin. Harry Potter. Musicals. Sherlock. Newton Faulkner. Miranda. Once upon a Time. Doctor Who. Horrible Histories. More musicals. Bradley James. All the knights of Camelot. Jane Austen. Trees and mountains and stuff. QI. Vicar of Dibley. Disney. Maroon 5. Hustle. Michael McIntyre. Narnia. Other stuff I can't currently think of because I'm tired. Sleeping.

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via oceanhunters)


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

(Source: funnynhilariousgif, via thefuuuucomics)

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

(Source: spookiesbacktotheimpala, via super-who-merlockian456)

capnpea:

How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with

(via thespookypratandthescaryidiot)

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell